Heather Schwartz

Hello! Heather Schwartz here, writing to you from the Northwest pod in the Anvil office. It’s been a sweet, gas-guzzling journey from California to Portland and college to Anvil, but I’ve paid my dues and am pumped (no pun intended) to be here! Anyway, I got my start hitting homeruns for the Anvil/Quango softball team as I successfully completed the 6-week COLAB  marketing internship which landed me a permanent place on the Anvil softball roster/payroll. Follow me on Twitter for the next game or scavenge the Portland City Parks and look for my mighty green whip sporting a road bike in the trunk (it’s not even mine, but that’s how I roll).

Although I happen to be the nicest person here, you don’t want to cross me during (Duck) game time as I may make you regret it. I doubt you’d be able to handle the ‘in-your-face’ paper sign that I’ll hang on the edge of my desk – representing the mighty Oregon Ducks, Whoop Whoop! You don’t want to piece of this…

But hey! If you are looking for a piece of something, why not hit up the next monthly Anvil Potluck and see what kind of Crockpot dish I’m whipping up. I’ll explode your mind with some crazy turkey chili while I drop some knowledge during BP. Just hit me up at the next Social Media Club – Portland where I spend my out-of-the-office time with my boy John McPhee.

Well, it’s time to get back to work. Shhh… and don’t make it obvious, but I have to try and stand up and salute my boss every time he enters or leaves the office. Ok let’s try it….